Daniel Hanlon
DR, MR Squad Number 7
A lively player. Most effective from right midfield where he can run at players creating many chances for the team on goal. He has extremely good work rate and is a vital player for the side.
Alternative Name - Lil Danny
Player Profiles
Sam Payne
DC, DL Squad Number 3
Cool head on such young shoulders. Possesses a sweet left foot that is insanely accurate. Strongest position is the center of defence where the team can benefit from his excellent man to man marking, tackling, and speed.
Alternative Name - Mouth
Nathan Ward
ML Squad number 16
Skillful winger who picks up many assists and is a scorer of some beautiful goals. He is always a threat to the opposition.
Alternative Name - Nasty Nath
Max Kennard
MR, STR Squad Number 12
This speedy player resembles the Steve Mcmanaman style and technique from back in the day. He is able to dribble with the ball for long distances proving to be a great attacking outlet on the flank.
Alternative Name - Monkey Max
Mat Froukhians
DC, MC Squad Number 4
A natural leader for the team who leads by example. He rallies the troops every game and is very expressive on the football pitch. Strong in the tackle and demands discipline.
Alternative Name - Oatmeal
Aaron Froukhians
DC. DR Squad Number 2
This may be his comeback season after working hard to get back to his peak. Central defender who can be devastating in the tackle he isn't happy until the ball is as far away from the defending goal as possible. A player who loves to defend.
Alternative Name - Aladdin
Pat Hardie
DC, MC Squad Number 6
Great player to have in the engine room. You feed him chicken and he will win you the ball for the side. This player loves challenges and has won many 70/30 challenges against him.
Alternative name - Chicken man
Luke Charles
DC Squad Number 5
Models Himself on Philippe Albert. This central defender has exceptional ability in the air. He is a textbook defender with all the attributes required to help keep clean sheets.
Alternative name - Charlsey
Michael Smith
STR Squad Number 15
No defender wants to mark him. This player is a handful for the whole back line of most teams. He has a mean shot on goal and can punish teams if he gets a sniff.
Alternative Name - Big Dunk
Mark Olsen
New signing. Watch this space
Daniel Gain
DC. MC, MR, ML, STR Squad Number 13
A highly skillful finely tuned attacking midfielder who is very effective. He is often able to score on his own, just give him the ball.
Alternative name - Crouchy
Liam Hanlon
GK, MR, ML, STR Squad Number 9
The hardest thing in football is to score a goal. This striker makes it look easy. He has a goal to game ratio that is only bettered by Ronaldo. The most prolific goalscorer around with wonderful footballing qualities, balance, tact, awareness and skill in abundance.
Alternative name - Bean
Leathen Hanlon
DL, DR, MC Squad Number 14
An attack minded left back who thrives on creating chances for the front line. Able to play in the center of the park. He has a good work rate and an eye for goal.
Alternative name - Tits
Adam Mallett
MC, MR Squad Number 8
This tidy central midfielder can run all day long and if you ask him nicely he'll run all night as well. Brilliant at breaking the oppositions play and winning the ball for the team. He also has some silky skills if hes in the mood.
Alternative name - Moulon/Mucus/Moolander
Luke Jerrum
GK Squad Number 1
Very good shot stopper. A nice choice to have between the sticks. You can count on him to save your bacon.
Alternative name - Jezzer
Steve Clarke
MR, ML, MC Squad Number 11
A skillfull midfielder who will no doubt be a serious offensive threat for Totton Town.
Ben Hillman
ML, MC, STR Squad Number 10
This player oozes class with his wizard like touch and know how. If he can't do it then not many people can. Excellent with the ball at his feet, he only needs a second to make you look silly.
Alternative name - The Showboat
Kevin Booth
DC, DL, ML
A crafty player with an astute left foot. Able to find the eye of a needle blind folded. Can play in central defence or along the left flank. Players thrive on his good service from anywhere on the park.
Alternative name - Boothy
Glenn Baker (Chairman)
MC
Chairman of the club who back in the day played in central midfield. He owned the position apparently. Some people say they would rather go to south central L.A than to drift into the center against this man.
Alternative name - Glenn Baaaa
Pete Gain (Occasional supporter)
DC
Supporter with huge passion for football. He was a central defender who did not take any prisoners.
Ask him about Best.
Alternative name - Mr Gain
Ross Baker (Overseas Support)
DR, MR
A reliable right back full of hunger and a willingness to win. Always gets his way and will go in hard if he has to. His never say die attitude was applauded by the team last season. He will be missed this year but Totton hope he can come back and play again in the future.
Alternative name - The Leech